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Bufffin your Mutter-Would you like us to assign someone to buffin your mutter?
So if your from Africa why are you white? OMG, Karen your just cant ask people why they are white..
Karen-*COUGH*COUGH* Im sick.. Regina-Boo, you WHORE...
Karen-you know who is looking really hott toninght..Seth Mozikowski Gretchen-Thats your cousin Karen-yea but he is my 1st cousin Gretchin-yea hunny.. karen-so you have your cousins then your 1st cousins then your 2nd cousins.. Gretchin-No hunny.. Karen-No thats not right is it.. (5 minutes later) karen-HEY SETH...!
Allison-JINGLE BELL ROCK...that reminds me of Denins the Mennis. Ashley-What are you talking about? Allison-oh i mean Home Alone. With all the snow and stuff..
(here is the story. we were laying in my bed watching mean girls and i gave alli some water to drink..she looked at me and said) Is this Carbonated..(is she blonde or what??) then i go no i think its caffinated. it was like 4:00 in the morning so its not our fault.
How sad is it that mean girls came out in like 2000 and we are still talking about it today. and are quoting things from it. still. and its 2006. haha. oh well.
Okay well everyone knows Stan who hangs out with Krista.(well probably not but okay)so after kristas house last night alli looked at me and goes what is stans last name..i go baskist or something like that she goes how do you spell that.(i thought his last name was the same thing off of his aim) so i started to spell it..B-A-S-S-I-S-T. she goes hunny that is bassist like what he plays in his band. *blank stare* Laugh forever. about something that stupid..haha..
(me and alli were talking on the phone the other night.) she said do you see yourself with him for 10,20,30 years down the road from now. (well before that she sent me this spooky thing that you have to send to like 20 ppl and then you go to your inbox and you see your supose to be with for the rest of your life.)so when she said that to me. there was like a 5minute pause and then i go..you know that spooky thing. she said your not a very good subject changer. but really i was just wondering if it worked. (it doesnt. so dont try it.)
(we dont really know how to spell these things but its okay cuz they are our words.)
Clhamida=clamidis Coudrey=cooterit
so those are me and allies new words. and they are amazing.
okay so me and alli went to brockway on the 3rd and there were these cool girls driving up and down the street and the 1st time they went past 1grl yells "show me your boobs" the 2nd time "are your guys or girls." and the 3rd time "show me your pussy"..that was one cool night..lets just say im glad i moved from there..haha
So there is this cool amazing girl from c-ville(taylor johns) and she likes to break up ppl. so she has been calling vince's phone. well last night at kristas party i got sick of it so i called her. *things happened* so then she calls him back. (um yea my temper sucks..) so i was really pissed that she would have the nerve to call him back. so taylor- i hope you read this..or someone tells you about it. vince doesnt like you. nobody from clfd does unless they are using you or they havent got laid in awhile. so stop trying to fuck up my relationship just because you are jealous cuz you dont have one yourself. i know that your tried to fuck up curtis and lisa's relatonship. what they hell is your problem. leave ppl alone. GROW THE FUCK UP!
so on to better things. i have decided along with other ppl from clfd. that c-ville needs to blow up. yea that would make my life complete. that is hole in my heart.
so yea. me and alli had some fun times. i guess. krista's party was okay. i guess. sometimes. um yea so whoever was there knows what im talking about.
so im going to go so i can hang out with wonderful alli. and then we are going to go stuff our faces full of that wonderful chinese food and then go swimming so ppl can look at our wonderful fatness. so lata skata. we're out.haha
<3 Ash & Alli
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